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*** WELCOME OPERATOR *** THE PX IS OPEN AND THE JOINT CREAM IS BACK IN STOCK ***

⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 09 / 2000 ⚠ PARDON OUR DUST

T‑ReservoirLTO-9

--ng/dL
UNIT AVG

Depletes over the operational day. Partial recovery occurs during sleep, which nobody is getting.

STATUS: NOMINAL

VisitorsLTO-14

YOU ARE OPERATOR
NO. 247 TO DEPLOY.

Counter provided by
a guy named Rick, 2003.

Light DisciplineLTO-22

NIGHT OPS reduces screen glare for operators whose eyes are, quote, "not what they were."

Comms DirectoryLTO-31

ibuprofen.→ unit Discord

downloads.→ 11 custom maps. Still "coming soon".

px.→ the store

sitrep.→ this page

noc.→ Dominoob's NAS. Do not.

All resolve to lowtoperators.com. Bookmark whichever is funniest to you.

Morale Note Whoever keeps leaving the mic hot during the stretching portion of warm-up — we can hear all of it. Every single pop. Please.

FootlockerFORM LTO-13 / REQ

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Footlocker Empty

No items requisitioned. Standard advice is to fix that before your back does something about it.

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