LOW T OPERATORS // RECRUITING

RecruitingFORM LTO-7 / ENLISTMENT

Applications Open (Barely)

We accept roughly one member per decade. Falsifying this form is grounds for immediate acceptance, since it demonstrates initiative.

Desired Callsign

Age (Real One)

Most Recent Bloodwork (ng/dL)

Nightly Bathroom Trips

Preexisting Injuries, All Of Them

Certifications — tick all that apply

I own a foam roller and have used it I can no longer sit cross-legged on the floor I have said "back in my day" without irony I will not mention my gym routine (see: SERAPHIS, under review)

Applications are reviewed on the first session of each quarter, if remembered.

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